Christmas Lunch

Today we enjoyed a wonderful Christmas lunch, complete with all the trimmings; sprouts, parsnips, yorkshire pudding etc. Many thanks to our chef Henrietta and her fantastic team for making such a special meal. We also had fun dancing to Christmas music, pulling crackers and sharing funny jokes with friends.

cracker01Here a few funny jokes:

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To get to the high notes!

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

Did you have a funny joke you would like to share? Please leave a comment

 

 

Christmas Lunch

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  • Q. What did the policeman say to the snowman?

    A. Freeze!

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  • What did the salad say to the fridge?
    Close the door please I am dressing!
    I can not quite remember what my actual joke was but its quite a funny one

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  • This Christmas lunch was my best, my joke was:
    What do you call a train full of toffee?
    A chew chew train

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  • The Christmas lunch was fun and enjoyable, I have a couple of jokes to share.

    What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

    A: Nacho cheese

    I have another joke:

    What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

    A: A Pine- apple.

    What do snowmen eat for lunch?

    A: Icebergers

    What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

    A: A Moo- sician.

     And the last one:

    What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs?

    A: Someday my prints will come.

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  • The CHRISTMAS LUNCH was amazing the food was yummy,the music was nice the crackers went BOOM everywhere the toys inside were COOOOL!
    My jokes were:
    How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
    DEEP PAN,CRISP AND EVEN.
    The longer it goes the shorter it grows.What is it?
    A CANDLE.
    What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
    A CHEW CHEW TRAIN.
    How many keys are there on a standard piano?
    EIGHTY EIGHT.
    What is bad tempered and goes with custard?
    APPLE GRUMBLE.
    Which is the most frequently used letter in the English language?
    E.
    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
    A CHRISTMAS QUACKER.
    Bobby’s mother had three children,the first was called April,the second was called May. What was the third called?
    BOBBY.
    I loved the CHRISTMAS LUNCH!
    What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

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  • What is hung upon the tree and is very dangerous ? 

    MISSILE – TOE 

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